The Alternative Guide To Astrology: Carrotology
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Language | : | English |
File size | : | 576 KB |
Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
Screen Reader | : | Supported |
Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
Word Wise | : | Enabled |
Print length | : | 19 pages |
Lending | : | Enabled |
Are you tired of the same old astrology? Do you want to try something new and different? Then Carrotology is the perfect astrology for you!
Carrotology is a new and unique type of astrology that uses carrots to determine your personality and future. It is based on the belief that the shape, size, and color of your carrot can reveal your hidden strengths and weaknesses.
To get your Carrotology chart, you simply need to choose a carrot. You can choose any carrot you want, but it is important to choose one that you are drawn to. Once you have chosen your carrot, you can use the following chart to determine your sun sign, moon sign, and rising sign.
Sun Sign | Moon Sign | Rising Sign |
---|---|---|
Long Carrot | Short Carrot | Orange Carrot |
Skinny Carrot | Fat Carrot | Yellow Carrot |
White Carrot | Purple Carrot | Green Carrot |
Once you have determined your Carrotology chart, you can use the following guide to learn more about your personality and future.
Sun Sign
Your sun sign represents your overall personality. It is the sign that was in the sky at the moment of your birth.
- Long Carrot: You are a natural leader. You are confident, ambitious, and driven. You are always looking for new challenges and you are not afraid to take risks. You are a born leader and you have the potential to achieve great things.
- Short Carrot: You are a kind and compassionate person. You are always looking out for the best interests of others and you are always willing to help those in need. You are a natural caregiver and you have a gift for making people feel loved and appreciated.
- Skinny Carrot: You are a creative and imaginative person. You are always coming up with new ideas and you are always looking for new ways to express yourself. You are a unique individual and you march to the beat of your own drum.
- Fat Carrot: You are a practical and down-to-earth person. You are always looking for the best way to get things done and you are not afraid to work hard. You are a reliable and dependable friend and you are always there for those you care about.
- White Carrot: You are a pure and innocent person. You are always looking for the good in others and you are always willing to forgive. You are a spiritual person and you have a deep connection to the universe.
- Purple Carrot: You are a mysterious and enigmatic person. You are always keeping your cards close to your chest and you are not always easy to read. You are a complex and fascinating person and you always keep people guessing.
- Green Carrot: You are a healthy and vibrant person. You are always looking for ways to improve your health and well-being. You are a natural athlete and you love to be outdoors. You are a positive and optimistic person and you always look on the bright side of life.
Moon Sign
Your moon sign represents your inner self. It is the sign that was in the sky at the moment of your birth.
- Long Carrot: You are a strong and independent person. You are not afraid to stand up for yourself and you are always willing to fight for what you believe in. You are a loyal and devoted friend and you are always there for those you care about.
- Short Carrot: You are a sensitive and emotional person. You are always looking for love and approval and you are easily hurt by the words and actions of others. You are a creative and imaginative person and you have a rich inner world.
- Skinny Carrot: You are a curious and inquisitive person. You are always looking for new knowledge and experiences and you are always up for a new adventure. You are a quick learner and you have a thirst for knowledge.
- Fat Carrot: You are a practical and down-to-earth person. You are always looking for the best way to get things done and you are not afraid to work hard. You are a reliable and dependable friend and you are always there for those you care about.
- White Carrot: You are a pure and innocent person. You are always looking for the good in others and you are always willing to forgive. You are a spiritual person and you have a deep connection to the universe.
- Purple Carrot: You are a mysterious and enigmatic person. You are always keeping your cards close to your chest and you are not always easy to read. You are a complex and fascinating person and you always keep people guessing.
- Green Carrot: You are a healthy and vibrant person. You are always looking for ways to improve your health and well-being. You are a natural athlete and you love to be outdoors. You are a positive and optimistic person and you always look on the bright side of life.
Rising Sign
Your rising sign represents your outer self. It is the sign that was rising on the eastern horizon at the moment of your birth.
- Long Carrot: You are a confident and ambitious person. You are always looking for new challenges and you are not afraid to take risks. You are a natural leader and you have the potential to achieve great things.
- Short Carrot: You are a kind and compassionate person. You are always looking out for the best interests of others and you are always willing to help those in need.
5 out of 5
Language | : | English |
File size | : | 576 KB |
Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
Screen Reader | : | Supported |
Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
Word Wise | : | Enabled |
Print length | : | 19 pages |
Lending | : | Enabled |
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5 out of 5
Language | : | English |
File size | : | 576 KB |
Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
Screen Reader | : | Supported |
Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
Word Wise | : | Enabled |
Print length | : | 19 pages |
Lending | : | Enabled |